mmmmmmmm ok no caddie but how bout this to ponder. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
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Can't be that famous I can't find any yet. Keyword is Yet hehe
found it now the trick is........
is there is an album hehe
I don't understand who wouldn't love that. It's lyricaly brilliant, and the techno is addictive.
Where are they taking Hobbits again??
That is genius! Well, maybe not, but pretty funny in any case :)
mmmmmmmm ok no caddie but how bout this to ponder.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
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