(If you choose to sing it, sing it in Db, the saddest of all sad keys)
One morning I arose
And thought, "No need to shave"
Much to my wife's chagrin
This way I would behave
And a mere 2 weeks later
Look what's on my face
It's a full on scruffy beard
Instead of a baby face
I hard to put into words
The way a beard makes me feel
More manly, more animal, more wild
Like I'm made of steel
But alas it won't last long
Maybe 'till December
These things are itchy as heck
Much more than I'd remembered
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Now Wanda won't be the only one keeping you warm on a cold winter's night.
You are a swuffy, wuffy, cuddwy bear!
beards rule!
verification word: oiytunm
"It's a luffly oiytunm day, innit?"
I must agree with Dawn, it does have a rather teddy bear-ish type look to it.
Let me be
your lovin' Teddy Bear
Put a chain around my neck
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be (oh let him be)
Your Teddy Bear
I don't wanna be a tiger
'Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind you love enough
Just wanna be, your Teddy Bear
Put a chain around my neck
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be (oh let him be)
Your Teddy Bear
Baby let me be, around you every night
Run your fingers through my hair
And cuddle me real tight
Oh let me be (oh let him be)
Your Teddy Bear
I don't wanna be a tiger
'Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind you love enough
Just wanna be, your teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be (oh let him be)
Your teddy bear
Oh let me be (oh let him be)
Your teddy bear
I just wanna be your teddy bear
Which playoffs are you growing it for -- baseball?
Beards are the best! Unless you cause your wife to have beard burn,then she may shave you in your sleep.It's not pretty!Let me tell you.
nice beard - you should grow it out long - that would be crazy!! Very extinguished looking.
Not only do you have some of the world's best facial hair, but you are a great poet. A true Renaissance man...
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